Today’s adventure in figuring out life involved having a hysterical moment when I had to admit I can be such a clueless maroon sometimes😳🤣 So I’m in the grocery store. I need two items that I’ve not, or had trouble, purchasing before here. So I’m scanning the aisles very carefully. Making several trips down each. The staff probably thought I was having an episode and lost 🤪
Anyway, I needed brown gravy and bacon bits. I eventually found the brown gravy, of course it’s by the seafood, where else would it be 🤔 Then I gave up the hunt for the bacon bits. I asked, through my Google translate, the man stocking nearby if they had them and where I would find them. He first thought I meant beans.
We were standing in front of the beans so he pointed. No, I continued to try and explain. He figured out I meant bacon as another staff person walked by. She looked interested in trying to help. So, of course I made the ridiculous hand gestures indicating bacon bits….don’t ask 🙄 Then the man turns his head and looks behind him.
Yes, I was standing 1′ in front of the bacon bits display 😳🙄🤪🤣🤣🤣 I thanked them, and embarrassingly added, Los Seinto, I don’t speak Spanish and I’m also blind 😁🤣🤣🤣🤣 The words on the package……you guessed it 😳🙄🤣🤣🤣🤣